Hello

I am not expecting anyone to actually read this. If you do, I must wonder what sort of mental deficiency you may be suffering from, or what type of tremendously boring job you work at.
I will warn you now my thought process is best described as spastic. Think the ball in Pong on crack meets strange acid trip. I sometimes struggle to keep up with my own thought process and I am in my own head. Okay consider yourself warned.

Now, a little about me. I am an underpaid (possibly underemployed) attorney working for a large multi-national corporation. For this dubious honor, I uprooted my entire life, moved halfway across the country, and left all my friends. *yeah me*

I guess all I can say is sit back, strap in, and enjoy the ride.