Thursday, February 12, 2009

Funny Statements and Things Not to Do At Work

Because I have witty and clever friends, I have decided to start recording things my friends say that I like.

So, the first quote comes from a co-worker describing the last fight with his on-again, off-again girlfriend. He was asking me for advice as to how to make up with her. I am afraid I wasn't much help as I was laughing too hard. If there is any sage wisdom out there, I will pass it along to him :) At dinner:

"Someone at this table is being a bitch....and it isn't me."

So, as is somewhat evident from my blog (or I think it's evident), I don't really think in a linear fashion. For this reason, I love the Shuffle setting on my IPod. It is almost as scattered and spastic as I am. However, I learned an important lesson today, either create a work play list or leave the shuffle function off.

Apparently it appears somewhat unprofessional when Bossman walks by my office with two other bigwigs and hears Bloodhound Gang sing about about sex and the Discovery Channel. If only they had come by one song earlier or two songs later. Immediately previous, Dr. John and two songs later, Righteous Brothers. Maybe I should just be thankful they didn't hear the Primus song that came on next?


  1. I like that Bloodhound Gang song a lot too. At least it wasn't the "burn, motherfucker, burn" one.

  2. J. You are exactly right! But that is a good one :)